Dear girl who sits up in my comm class
There's something on my mind, something that I gotta ask
May catch you off guard, kind of weird to ask this
But please, I need to focus, stop being so damn attractive
I see you all around the campus
And I don't even try to, it just sort of happens
And lately you're the one that I'm blaming for these distractions
You got me under spells, must be majoring in magic
Well baby, I could be your wizard
I'm drunk off this crush like I'm guzzling some liquor
I'm wanting to get with her, don't even know her name yet
The lamest of the games that I'm playing, can't say shit

All these thoughts in my head, all these words not yet said
I regret to regret, a reject or a yes
All these thoughts in my brain, all these words I could say
If I had it my way, I'd walk up and say hey

I suck at chasing maiden tail, it's either get an A or fail
And honestly, I'm sick of being beta male
But every time I try it’s like my mind will just decay its cells
And I just walk away after I say I hope your day is well, lame as hell
I’m nervous, and I know that they can tell
The way I stutter words, forget my as name as well, um it’s T then something else
Where I’m from? Um, Brazil? Yeah, I guess it’s pretty chill
But uh I gotta go, I'll catch you later, yeah, yeah, it’s been real
Like what's the deal? Shit I guess I lost my game
Because for past 2 years, I've been tied to the same dame
Now I'm back out on the field, what position do I play?
Do I tell them how I feel? Or be an asshole to get laid?

All these thoughts in my head, all these words not yet said
I regret to regret, a reject or a yes
All these thoughts in my brain, all these words I could say
If I had it my way, I'd walk up and say hey

Tell em I really want to get with that, find a chick to kick it back with
And just relax, fuck all of the knicks and knacks
Give to you, you give some back, that's what they mean by tit for tat
I'm just a young whippersnapper willing to lick a...
Snatch the mic from em before he says something sick as that
But back to the topic, honestly babe, I'm a different cat
You look quite nice, so swipe right and we'll get to match
Got smooth moves but only up on the tinder app
Shit, my ex bitch, she was an actress
And I could never trust her after she talked to her ex behind my back, slick
Every sugar-coated line she said sounds like a damn script
We broke up like a month ago, already got a man, prick
I'm sick of antics, I want a lady who
Enjoys asian food, and playing gamecube
Realizes that relationships, they take two
Girls are not princesses dudes should play a slave to
Don't let her play you