[Thiago]
Hello bitches, it is Mr. Next-to-be-Best, Mr. F-Your-BS
Mr. So-High-Above-Gotta-Stretch-Your-Neck-To-See-Us
Mr. Legend Fetus, baby Jesus even
Supple with supper, the last is the last, eating fast, seeing double, Nintendo DS
Mr. Wreck-Your-Prius with my monster cart
Magic like a hog with warts, Voldemort stalking after dark
In the forbidden forest, enormous forces when I bump beats
Cerberus murdering clones, I am my own, fuck Fluffy
I'm flipendoing, enduring all this endoing
My friends ascendoing while I dismember what this pen'll bring
December till the end of spring, I'm sicker than a menacing rebel
Relish on your appendix while it assembles
Tab tubular, most mono dude up in the universe
Only record in stereo tearing the train to Jupiter
Excuse me sir, not too concerned with losers and your crew of turds
So do disperse, I'm Lucifer, so horny with the Google search
Yo dude, you're just so rude
How can I be rude when I play a game with no rules?
Old school, saving Toadstool on some toadstools
And if you don't get it, then bitch you're not supposed to

[MC Shere Khan]
They call me mister poster brutal Supervillan
Oodles of truth be spilling
Consuming rappers like toaster strudels with fruity filling
Like Koopa Troopas feuding with anthropomorphic plumbers
producing rules and tunes that newcomers would forfeit under
My rhymes’ll decimate ya
My lines’ll bless the nation
I’ll fight these rappers - no items on final destination
They told me break a leg, I came back with broken femurs
My haters can choke on penis
and blow me like ocarinas
My weiners the damn length of the distance from pluto to venus
Thickness like a wrist is, now witness this like I wrote subpoenas
Must be genius, I swear my sickness has got no signs or symptoms
but rhymes and wisdom while systems of mine devise an income
I just desire a kingdom, have some women roll through,
all nude, let their titties hang like linen clothes do
Yo dude, you’re just so rude,
how can I be rude when I play a game with no rules
Old school, savin’ toad school on some toad schools
and if you don’t get it, then bitch- you ain't supposed to

[Thiago]
Howdy, neighbor, be a good one like Kyle Mooney
Styles grooving, miles moving ahead of these clowns boozing
Blouse losing bitches get with us whenever sounds oozing
Out your megawatt, never caught like Sega hodge, not snoozing
Sonic collecting the rings with impeccable speed, it's a spectacle to see
Like ain't no egghead messing with me, crack yolk, cook omelet, cheddar for cheese
I'm a veteran see though I've been overseas, I'm KING over all Americas seized
No Elsa but I'm making them freeze like a parapleg, please tell the police
Yeah, yeah, call 911, motherfucker I'm just trying to find some fun
Get a nice young fun with some tight bun buns and go jackrabbit all night
Cum cum come on homie, what's wrong homie?
Side to side, wide, when I swipe your broad homie
And I'm just joking but they like,
Yo dude, you're just so rude
How can I be rude when I play a game with no rules?
Old school, saving Toadstool on some toadstools
If you don't get it, then beyotch you're not supposed toooooooo